> Be the manly tiger boy

US: ...Thank you for letting me stay at your hive.
US: Not like you had a choice.
US: Being unconscious and all.
DF: Oh h3y cool you wok3 up
DF: It's cool man
US: But then you woke up.
US: And /|\ slept.
US: And now we're here.
US: And /|\'m rambling.
DF: I got lik3
DF: An 3mail
DF: I think it's som3 sort of gam3 or som3thing
US: What kind of game?
-- defiantFelidae [DF] changed their mood to SLEEK  --
DF: I dunno
DF: Looks lik3 it got s3nt to you too though
DF: Wanna play it?
US: /|\ have nothing better to do.
US: So, boot it up or whatever.
-- defiantFelidae [DF] boots up the client --
DF: ...
DF: Says to wait for th3 s3rv3r
DF: ...Man
US: Let me try my...
DF: Who th3 fr3sh h3ll mak3s a gam3 th@ you gotta wait for
US: Um....
US: ...laptop.
DF: L3ft it?
US: No, /|\ got it.
US: That's the problem.
US: A lot of my peers do not agree with them.
DF: With...Laptops?
US: Correct.
DF: Ar3 th3y som3 sort of highblood r3p3llant?
US: Pretty much.
US: We are an old-fashioned bunch.
US: But the laptop is my weakness...
DF: Man if you dont wanna us3 it just us3 your main @ hom3 or som3thing
-- unbalancedScales [US] boots up laptop. --
DF: Dud3 th@ laptop is sw33t
US: Thanks.
DF: All I got is this crummy C@top
US: Just... don't mention it too much.
DF: No worri3s man x3
-- unbalancedScales [US] attempts to be the server for DF's client. --
US: ...
US: ...
US: ...
US: ...Zodiac chain.
DF: ...S3riously?
DF: W3 hav3 to play in th3 fucking Zodiac chain?
US: Seriously.
DF: Urgh...
US: That is correct.
DF: If I r3m3mb3r right...
DF: Oh crap th@ m3ans I gotta play with Ox
US: /|\ have to connect with Rabbit or Snake. Not sure which.
DF: H3y, your Hiv3 is n3ar his right? W@3r lif3 and all th@ jazz
DF: Or is h3 lik3
DF: Not w@3r
DF: I dont r3m3mb3r
US: Hold on... sending you a file.
US: Er...
US: Not a file.
US: THose... clicky things.
DF: Link?
US: Link! /|\'m sending you a link!
US: Yeah.
-- unbalancedScales [US] sends a link to a Google Oniwakusei map (https://dwellingvexed.rpg-board.net/t52-oniwakusei-map#327) --
DF: Holy crap is th@ wh3r3 3v3ryon3 liv3s?
US: Yes. Just added you.
US: Don't worry, though.
US: /|\f you don't want anyone to know where you live, they won't.
US: This is a private map. You have to be given the link.
DF: Should b3 fin3 man
DF: I dont mind
US: (...clicky thing, why would /|\ say that?)
US: (Wake up, Ryuudan...)
US: Gh...
US: Man, that fight took a lot out of me. Thank you.
DF: Don't worry about it. Mayb3 som3tim3 i'll com3 fight on your t3rm- Oh wait
DF: W@3r
US: What, can't swim?
DF: I can swim
DF: Just not uh
DF: W3ll
DF: I n3v3r lik3d falling into th3 for3sts lak3s and stuff
US: That's okay. Even if you were a good swimmer, you would be no match for a sea-dweller.
DF: I'm sur3 I could giv3 it a try-naa
DF: But uh
DF: Not y3t
DF: Wounds do tak3 tim3 to h3al
US: They sure do, kyu.
US: These are pretty good ones, as well.
US: /|\ think /|\ should leave now, though.
US: /|\t was nice meeting you.
US: Perhaps /|\'ll be able to connect to someone, kyu.
-- unbalancedScales [US] starts to leave, stumbles, and corrects himself. --
US: Sorry about that.
DF: It's alright man
DF: H3r3
-- defiantFelidae [DF] gets up and helps US out --
US: Thank you for your help.
DF: Don't g3t lost aight? I'll b3 in h3r3 if you do
US: Goodbye, kyu.
DF: By3 US.
DF: It's b33n fun
-- defiantFelidae [DF] waves --
US: Yes, it has.
-- unbalancedScales [US] waves, and leaves. --

-- defiantFelidae [DF] began trolling intimateSpotlight [IS] at 19:34 --
DF: Wh@ is up brot@o salad?
IS: omg
IS: hey bro, hihiin.
DF: How's it going?
IS: pretty boring actually, hihiin.
IS: what you up to broseph, hihiin?
DF: W3ll uh
DF: US was just chilling in my hiv3
DF: Now h3's gon3 hom3
DF: So lik3
DF: I dunno
DF: I wanna play this gam3 but I think I gotta g3t ahold of lik3 BJ or FL to play with m3
IS: game, hihiin?
DF: Y3ah
DF: Didn't you g3t th3 3mail?
IS: no what email, hihiin?
DF: Its got som3 gam3 in it
DF: And lik3
DF: It r3quir3s w3 hav3 on3 of 3ach of th3 zodiac
DF: In fr3akin' ord3r
IS: oh, weird, hihiin.
IS: send me it, hihiin?
IS: fl is online now if you want to pester her, hihiin.
DF: Oh y3ah!
-- defiantFelidae [DF] sends across the email --
DF: 3v3ryon3 oughta hav3 got it though-naa
IS: so what kinda game is it, hihiin?
DF: I dunno
DF: I cant play y3t x3
DF: Gotta wait for BJ or FL to g3t m3 on
IS: oh ya did you pester fl, hihiin?
DF: Not y3t-naa
IS: i guess im playing with sv or ob, hihiin.
IS: also i think fl like you bro, hihiin.
IS: likes
DF: Wuh?
DF: R3ally?
DF: Lik3
IS: ya, hihiin.
DF: R3d lik3s m3?
IS: shes totally flushed, hihiin.
IS: she pities you so hard, hihiin.
DF: Damn
IS: dont tell her i told you, hihiin.
DF: Wh@ is th3r3 to pity? Im lik3 th3 p3rf3ct guy
IS: i dont even know bro, hihiin.
DF: W3ll thanks for th3 tip bro-naa
IS: thats what a bro does, hihiin.
DF: Anyway, h3lp m3 pass on th3 m3ssag3 of th3 gam3-naa
IS: sure i already told fl, she's so exited that you want to play it with her, hihiin.
IS: ill send her the email, hihiin.
DF: Cool man
DF: Thanks bro
-- intimateSpotlight [IS] gave up trolling defiantFelidae [DF] at 19:59 --

-- defiantFelidae [DF] began trolling fortunateLunacy [FL] at 19:47 --
DF: FLLLLLLL~
FL: Hello~
DF: Hows it going?
FL: Boring~~
DF: Sup x3
FL: Watching, fungi, grow, is, so, boooring~~~
DF: W3ll lik3
DF: Why dont you go do som3thing-naa x3
FL: Because, my, lusus, would, kill, me~
FL: She, gets, angry, when, i'm, not, doing, my, duties~~
DF: Your duty is w@ching fungus?
FL: I, have, to, watch, over, the, sake, moromi~~
FL: It's, the, big, receptacle, where, we, leave, the, sake, so, that, it, ferments~~
DF: Huh...
DF: Its w3ird 3v3ryon3 always talking about th3ir lik3
DF: Duti3s and junk
DF: My lusus n3v3r mak3s m3 do anything-naa
DF: W3ll
FL: Must, be, nice~~
DF: Asid3 from hunt
DF: But th@s for us
FL: How, is, it, over, there, anyways?~
DF: W3ll
DF: For3sty
DF: How about th3r3-naa? x3
FL: I've, never, been, to, the, peninsula,, is, it, cold, or, warm?
FL: I, live, in, a, plain~~
FL: There, a, big, gulf, nearby, though~
DF: Its pr3tty warm I gu3ss
DF: Not too warm, not too cold
FL: What, kind, off, animals, are, there?
DF: Oh 3v3ry kind-naa!
DF: @ l3ast
DF: As many as i'v3 3v3r s33n
DF: Lik3
DF: Hoofb3asts!
FL: Those, are, the, scary, horses?
DF: Th3y'r3 hug3
DF: And oft3n d3licious
FL: I've, never, seen, one, in, person~~
FL: How, big, are, they?~~
DF: Lik3
DF: Uhm
DF: Its hard to say
DF: Lik3 mayb3 6 of m3 tall?
FL: Wow,, that, sounds, really, big~~~
DF: Th3y'r3 hug3-naa
DF: Hav3n't you 3v3r s33n any b3asti3s b3for3?
FL: No~~~
FL: I've, only, ever, seen, bunnybeasts~
FL: And, sometimes, neighbeasts, that, pull, the, carts~~
FL: I'm, not, allowed, to, leave, the, compound~
DF: Huh... I'v3 n3v3r s33n a bunnyb3ast
DF: Compound?
FL: It's, like, a, little, enclosed, village, inside, a, city~
FL: At, least, that's, how, Hideo, describes, it~~
DF: Huh
DF: To b3 fair, i'v3 n3v3r l3ft th3 for3st
DF: Not from lack of trying
DF: Lusus kicks my ass if I try g3tting out of it
FL: My, lusus, is, always, watching, me~~, I, couldn't, leave, even, if, I, tried~~~
FL: I, don't, know, how, she, does, it~~
FL: Being, the, family, lusus~~
DF: T3ll you wh@-naa
DF: I'll com3 br3ak you out som3tim3 x3
FL: ~~~~
DF: W3'll lik3 first s33 th3 r3st of th3 world @ th3 sam3 tim3-naa
FL: I, couldn't, leave, my, duties!~~
DF: Not l3av3!
DF: Just
DF: Tak3 a br3ak or som3thing-naa
FL: Oh~~
DF: I m3an if you dont wanna th@s cool
FL: That'd, be, nice~~, If, my, lusus, allows, it~
DF: Oh!
DF: Th3 gam3-naa
DF: Did IS t3ll you?
FL: Oh~, Hideo, sent, it, to, me, already, yes~
FL: He, didn't, know, what, i, was, about, though~
FL: it*
DF: Oh it's just som3 gam3 th@ lik3
DF: R3quir3s @ l3ast on3 from 3ach zodiac to play
DF: So I figur3d i'd ask who I kn3w
FL: Oh~
DF: D'you wanna play?
FL: Sure~~
DF: Aw3som3-naa!
DF: I think w3 gotta wait for CD to lik3 start though. Says Zodiac ord3r
FL: Oh,, ok~
FL: I, guess, I, can, wait, a, while, longer~~
DF: It shouldnt b3 too long. I m3an uh
DF: From wh@ I r3m3mb3r w3'r3 pr3tty 3arly in th3 whol3 chain thing right?
FL: Yes~
FL: You, are, next, after, Ox~
FL: And, Ox, is, the, one, after, Rat~~
DF: I dont think i'v3 3v3r k3pt up with this whol3 zodiaccy blood magic thing
DF: My bad
FL: I, don't, really, care, about, it, much, either~~
FL: But, I, guess, that, might, be, because, I, haven't, seen, any, oni, outside, of, my, family~~
DF: Only oth3r Oni i'v3 3v3r m3t is US
DF: Though h3's kinda obs3ss3d with it
DF: Right! I'm gonna go both3r CD to start playing so w3 can g3t into it all
FL: Okay~~
FL: See, you, later~~~~
DF: You look aft3r yours3lf-naa x3

-- defiantFelidae [DF] began trolling bonzaiJuggernaut [BJ] at 20:40 --
DF: BJ
DF: Dud3
DF: Did you g3t th3 mail about th3 gam3?
BJ: We did not.
DF: Aight
-- defiantFelidae [DF] sends the SGRUB email --
DF: Its a gam3
DF: I wanna play
DF: But it r3quir3s I got 3v3ryon3 in zodiac ord3r to play
BJ: And obviously, you would all be at a disadvantage without Us. We understand completely.
DF: W3ll
DF: Th@ and you'r3 th3 only Ox sign I know
BJ: Still, you could not have done better.
DF: Y3ah sur3 man. Any cas3, it's you and CD up first
DF: Th3n 3ith3r you or FL n33d to play with m3
DF: I think its som3 sort of funky chain
BJ: It makes sense that We should face the challenge first in order to provide a fitting example. We will contact FL shortly in order to lead us to victory.
DF: Right
DF: But you gotta talk to CD. Th3 gam3 wont l3t us in without him playing too
DF: I tri3d playing with US and it just didnt work out for 3v3ryon3
BJ: We will do likewise then.
DF: Mostly b3caus3 it didnt work
BJ: Well, as Our presence is clearly needed in this endeavor, We will take the necessary actions immediately in order to effect an appropriate solution.
BJ: We will not let you down.
-- bonzaiJuggernaut [BJ] gave up trolling defiantFelidae [DF] at 20:49 --

-- defiantFelidae [DF] began trolling conditionalDisposition [CD] at 20:26 --
DF: CD!
CD: : ) (IC or OOC?) : (
DF: (IC)
CD: : ) Yes? : (
CD: : ) (Btw, awesome theory: "Maplehoof is the First Guardian of this session. From what one can infer from this update, Lord English seems to take on the form of what the general consensus' vision of Death looks like. Therefore, it should stand to reason that the First Guardian would be vision of the forebringer of Death in myths. One of these particular visions on Earth is a rider on a very pale wh
CD: ite horse. Also, Maplehoof doesn't have any eyes to speak of, much like Bec. " : (
DF: (Th@ is pr3tty aw3som3)
DF: Hows it going bro?
CD: : ) Someone in my troupe has managed to anger me-hiku : (
CD: : ) Hopefully it will pass-hiku : (
DF: Th@ sucks bro
DF: How3v3r!
DF: I hav3 com3 to you with a mission
DF: From th3 indomitabl3 l3ad3r of t3am for3stbro!
DF: i3 m3
DF: Did you g3t th3 3mail about th3 gam3?
CD: : ) Yes-hiku : (
DF: Aw3som3-naa
CD: : ) I am planning to commence the download soon-hiku : (
DF: Cool
CD: : ) Anyway, what is this mission-hiku? : (
DF: W3, th3 gr3@ t3am for3stbro, ar3 to win th3 gam3!
DF: B3caus3 lik3
DF: Its a gam3
DF: And it'd b3 cool to win
CD: : ) All right-hiku : (
CD: : ) How exactly do we win a game like this-hiku? : (
CD: : ) It was described as a sandbox-style game-hiku : (
DF: W3'll find a way-naa
CD: : ) Anyway, who else is on "Team Forestbro"-hiku? : (
DF: W3ll
DF: M3, you, SI and CC
CD: : ) CC and I are on the same team-hiku? : (
CD: : ) I was hoping to compete with her-hiku : (
DF: I know you don't lik3 h3r but c'mon, w3'r3 all bros
DF: You can still comp3t3!
DF: Just comp3t3 in a way th@ mak3s sur3 SI and I still g3t to win
CD: : ) Well, now I am interested-hiku : (
DF: B3sid3s
DF: W3'r3 all bros r3ally
DF: Right?
CD: : ) ...Right-hiku : (
-- conditionalDisposition [CD] began trolling defiantFelidae [DF] at 21:04 --
CD: : ) Did you manage to console US-hiku? : (
CD: : ) (Sorry, Pesterchum fucked up on me) : (
DF: (No worri3s)
DF: Kinda
DF: H3 cam3 to my hiv3
DF: W3 fought
DF: H3 f3ll asl33p
DF: Th3n w3nt hom3
DF: I think I chill3d him anyway
DF: Which l3ts fac3 it is th3 b3st thing an aw3som3 l3ad3r lik3 mys3lf can do
CD: : ) Wow. You have had a rather eventful day-hiku : (
DF: I know right
DF: I figur3 i'll play this gam3, tak3 a c@nap aft3r w3'r3 all don3
CD: : ) After we "win"-hiku> : (
DF: Now you'r3 g3tting it-naa!
CD: : ) So, is US on our team-hiku? : (
CD: : ) Or is he competition-hiku? : (
DF: Comp3tition of cours3-naa
DF: But w3ll
DF: My comp3tition
DF: You can tak3 him on if you lik3
DF: But I dunno I f33l th3 n33d to tak3 this bro on again
CD: : ) Well, I can leave him to you-hiku : (
DF: Thanks x3
DF: M3 and him got a thing going on
DF: Aft3r th3 gam3 h3 can totally join th3 t3am
CD: : ) There will be teams after the game-hiku? : (
DF: W3ll
DF: T3am for3stbro has always b33n a thing
DF: And you my bro hav3 always b33n in it
DF: You just didnt know
CD: : ) Like I said earlier, I'm learning new things about you every day-hiku : (
CD: : ) Anyway, I think I will install this game-hiku : (
CD: : ) I will let you know when I have started to play-hiku : (
DF: Thanks CD. L3t m3 know if its fun or not aight?
CD: : ) Sure-hiku : (
DF: I m3an y'know, as your f3arl3ss l3ad3r i'll join anyway
CD: : ) Of course-hiku : (
-- conditionalDisposition [CD] gave up trolling defiantFelidae [DF] at 21:14 --
DF: Mak3 sur3 you play th3 gam3 aight?

-- unbalancedScales [US] began trolling defiantFelidae [DF] at 19:35 --
US: DF...
DF: US
DF: Yo man
US: We seem to be rivals in all.
US: But don't worry.
US: /|\'ll leave FL alone.
DF: Wh@?
US: She's yours.
DF: Uh
DF: Last I notic3d bro
DF: Sh3 aint min3
US: She is.
US: Whether you know it or not.
US: Nice job.
DF: Dud3 ar3 you alright?
US: Yeah, /|\'m fine.
US: Well...
US: Not exactly.
DF: Wh@s up?
US: But /|\ am managing.
DF: Is shit b3tt3r with your Lusus?
US: No.
US: But no worse.
US: Things are the same, kyu.
DF: Th3n wh@s up man
DF: You w3r3 chill @ my hiv3
US: Nothing makes sense. But /|\'m dealing with it.
US: With help.
US: But we're cool.
DF: Bro man
US: /|\ mean, /|\'m cool, temperature-wise, don't know about you.
US: But /|\ mean we are still "bros"
DF: Man
DF: Oh
DF: Wh@s all this stuff about FL?
US: /|\'ve been talking to a few people.
US: iS knows that you two are supposed to be together.
DF: Dud3 hav3 you actually b33n list3ning to IS?
DF: Th@s n3v3r a good plan man
US: /|\S knows what's up.
US: Don't deny it.
US: You two will be together forever, kyu.
US: You and FL, /|\ mean.
US: /|\ am extremely jealous of you.
US: But /|\ can forgive you. /|\t is not your fault.
US: Anyways, any news on game recruitment, kyu?
DF: Uhm
DF: Y3ah lik3
DF: CD's gonna play
DF: CD's th3n gonna conn3ct to BJ
US: Okay, kyu...
DF: BJ to m3, m3 to FL
DF: FL to you
DF: Th3n you to uh
DF: Fuck
DF: Who com3s aft3r dragon
DF: W3ll
DF: Y3ah
US: SV
US: ....
DF: Oh y3ah SV
DF: Right
US: ...SV...
DF: Th3n w3 just go in zodiac chain
DF: W3 play this gam3
US: This is gonna be awesome.
US: /|\'m gonna win, kyu.
US: Whether competitive or co-op, /|\'m gonna win.
DF: Pft, you'v3 got som3 stiff comp3tition on your hands
US: Who, you?
DF: Purrhaps-naa
DF: Fri3ndly of cours3
DF: It is just a gam3 aft3r all
US: You looking for a rematch? This will be fun, kyu.
US: Just as un-deadly, obviously, as it is just a game like you said.
DF: C'mon now man, i'd n3v3r fight you in a m@ch to th3 d3@h
DF: W3'r3 bros
DF: Till th3 3nd man
US: /|\f we fight with each other to the death, it will be fight alongside rather than against each other, bro, kyu.
DF: Damn right.
DF: List3n bro I dont want anything g3tting b3tw33n us
DF: I don;t know wh@ you m3an about FL but lik3
DF: If its gonna both3r you i'll lik3
DF: I dunno wh@ I can do
DF: I dont think i'v3 3v3n don3 anything to mak3 h3r flush3d I m3an
US: ... huh,kyu.
US: /|\ think.... it will work itself out.
DF: H3y Bro-naa
DF: Do th3 impossibl3, aight?
US: /|\mpossible, kyu?
US: There is such a thing?
DF: If you think you cant do it
DF: YOu still probably can-naa
DF: You br3ak through th3 h3av3ns x3
US: /|\ must have ignored the theoretical existance of "impossibilities" relating to me.
DF: Good
US: Wait...
US: Were you quoting the animes, kyu?
DF: Probably. I dont r3m3mb3r it word for word
DF: I dunno why saying th@ just sorta cam3 n@ural wh3n I f3lt you w3r3nt ok-naa
US: /|\ have a favor to ask.
DF: Hm?
US: Could you perhaps send me some of your animes, kyu?
DF: Its kinda hard to s3nd th3m ov3r th3 int3rn3t, just pick th3m up n3xt tim3 you'r3 h3r3 x3
US: Okay, thanks.
US: Well, /|\'ll talk to you later, kyu.
DF: Alright man
US: Or however /|\ can communicate.
DF: Yo
US: Good bye.
DF: Ch33r up
DF: Aight?
US: ...okay.
US: Good bye.
DF: By3-naa
-- unbalancedScales [US] gave up trolling defiantFelidae [DF] at 20:01 --