The Great Sage makes his entrance!

Your name is KOZUKI WUKONG and you'd really rather just link to your profile than go into all that exposition all over again. That, at least, is simple enough that you're not likely to screw it up. Better not push your luck by trying to do anything else with the husktop for now.

Oop. Monkey-lusus is giving you the look again. Time to get back to cleaning your ancestor's shrine. Good old SARUTOBI. He was dead long before you were around, executed by one of the sea-dwelling royalty. But before he was captured, he hid his legendary weapon, the STAFF OF HEAVEN. It's been your lifelong dream to find it, but between tending the fields and your brutal training regimen, you haven't had much time to look. You'll find it eventually, though--you'll stake your name on it!

At any rate, you've been looking forward to today, because today is the day you and several other Oni have planned to begin playing SGRUB. Normally you wouldn't touch a gamegrub with your longest staff, but this one's supposed to be really spectacular, with all the latest in reality-altering technology, whatever that means. One of the other Oni had to install the launcher on your husktop for you--you agreed not to click it until everybody was ready to go, and you'll stand by that. You're just waiting to receive the word. Any minute now.

Finally, you finish your cleaning. Monkey-lusus seems to be satisfied, as it lets you back into the hive without demanding a challenge like it usually does.

What, you thought this was going to lead to a lusus-strife?

Sighing, you prepare to take a well-deserved rest in your room. Something on your husktop catches your attention, however. Oh no! It seems while you were out working, someone was trying to get in touch with you! You can't figure out how to log out of the silly messenger program, so this sort of thing happens a lot.

Checking the husktop, you note that it was CD trying to talk to you. Better get back to him and let him know what's up.

[Conversation to be inserted once it actually happens.]