==> Be the Bro

You try and be the Bro and hell braw you succeed. You succeeded the fuck outta that man, come on, in fact we need a chest bump to celebrate your fantastic bro-ness right here right now, this first step in your brand new journey to the zen of chill. Now then, whats this sweet motherfuckers name?

FRATDOUCHE SHITFACE

What the hell was that man? Not cool, not cool. Look, now that fine braw is looking at you all disappointed like, almost confused why another dude would say something like that. Which is probably for the best, otherwise he'd be angry. Why don't you take a step back and try that again?

TAKISI DOROSO

Hell ya! Thats more like it.

Your name is TAKISI DOROSO and you are INCREDIBLY MANLY. If Oni had testosterone you would send grubs into advanced development stages just by walking across the street. You consider EVERYONE YOUR FRIEND not excluding TOTAL STRANGERS. Everyone is your BRO. Though you would never tell anyone you are INCREDIBLY CONFLICTED. You have found that while you LOVE FIGHTING actually killing people KINDA SUCKS. You'd much rather give them a MANLY HUG and then teach them the ERROR OF THEIR WAYS.

Your LUSUS is a YAGYŪ-TSUBASA, one of the last of the rare GIANT WINGED BUFFALO almost extinct due to the innate DELICIOUSNESS of their wings. He always looks out for you but also encourages SELF SUFFICIENCY. Your hive is actually a MINOR MILITARY OUTPOST of one and is armed with all the manner of training centers and weaponry.

Your trolltag is gatheringTempest and you ALWAYS capitalize your first word, making a booming entrance, emphasizing this with a loud PAFUPAFU as you finish.

Today you are watching the chilling at the gate, and knocking back a few ASASI SPECIALS and cleaning up after last nights WICKED PARTY. People don'y usually actually bother to attack out here so you spend most of your time just chilling like a bro. Unfortunately you've totally forgotten that your Buffelo-Bro is due home today, and you've kinda let the place go....