The Land of Stone and Paper

-- reluctantStar [RS] began pestering aspiredClockworks [AC] at 18:32 --
[06:32] RS: Hey AC!
[06:32] AC: I am now surrounded by origami trees de aru.
[06:32] AC: Anyways, what''s up de aru ka?
[06:32] RS: ...
[06:32] RS: What?
[06:32] RS: Oh!
[06:32] RS: Is this like Arons Lava thing?
[06:32] AC: Yeah, probably de aru. He told you de aru ka?
[06:33] RS: About the lava? Yeah
[06:33] RS: Man this game sounds so cool!
[06:33] RS: Anyway!
[06:33] RS: I think it finished installing
[06:33] AC: Yeah, you might not want to run it de aru.
[06:34] RS: Why not?
[06:34] AC: Well it ended with me surrounded by origami trees and Aron's over lava de aru.
[06:35] RS: Well I might get lucky like you
[06:35] RS: Origami's nice
[06:35] AC: My house was diagonal before this de aru.
[06:35] RS: So I wanna play with my friends
[06:35] RS: So uhm
[06:35] RS: This is an embarassing question
[06:35] RS: But
[06:36] RS: How do I start the game?
[06:36] AC: If you really want to, I guess you start by launching a client player de aru. I'll attempt to be your server de aru.
[06:36] RS: Right!
[06:36] AC: I hope you got the right version de aru.
[06:36] -- reluctantStar [RS] starts the client --
[06:37] -- aspiredClockworks [AC] opens server to connect --

[07:14] RS: What was that?
[07:15] AC: What was what de aru ka? The "Congradulations, both sides had the right versions" screen de aru ka?
[07:17] RS: I meant more my trailer shook
[07:17] RS: Is
[07:17] RS: Is this the game??
[07:17] RS: What do we do?
[07:17] AC: ...That can't be good de aru. I got earthquakes, but if I'm the Earth version, you must have Water version ...
[07:17] AC: I'd hurry de aru.
[07:18] RS: Well uh
[07:18] RS: How do we play?
[07:19] AC: Okay, Clear some room, I need to put some pretty bulky things on your floor de aru.

[07:23] RS: Phew
[07:23] RS: Okay
[07:23] RS: I made some room
[07:23] RS: Also say hi to Dennis He's on my shoulder!
[07:25] AC: Hi Dennis de aru!
[07:25] -- aspiredClockworks [AC] deploys the machines --
[07:26] AC: Clear the room de aru.
[07:26] RS: WHOAH CRAP
[07:26] AC: Clear the room, I need to drop your couch on that tube thing de aru.
[07:26] RS: R
[07:26] RS: Right
[07:26] RS: Tell me when you've done it
[07:27] -- aspiredClockworks [AC] drops the couch on the Cruxtruder with a loud noise. --
[07:27] AC: Okay, now you need to throw something that had at some time lived into the circle thing de aru.

[07:30] RS: Uhm
[07:30] RS: AC
[07:30] RS: Uh
[07:30] RS: Dennis
[07:30] RS: He kinda...
[07:30] RS: Yeah
[07:31] AC: Oh ...Um ...as far as I know, he's not dead, he's just ...in a different body de aru.
[07:31] RS: Is
[07:31] RS: Is he ok?
[07:32] AC: I don't know, I threw in Sushi de aru. I think he's okay, but he's in some sort of different body I know de aru.
[07:33] RS: ...RIght
[07:33] AC: I'm sorry ...
[07:33] RS: Uhm
[07:33] RS: What happens now?
[07:33] AC: Right, keep moving forward de aru.
[07:33] AC: Next, you need to turn the wheel on the thing the circly thing came out of de aru.
[07:34] AC: Then you need to take the rod it spits out and throw it in the sewing machine thing de aru.
[07:34] -- aspiredClockworks [AC] has deployed the pre-punched card --
[07:34] AC: And use that to carve it into a wavy rod thing de aru.
[07:34] RS: Uh
[07:34] RS: Right!
[07:35] AC: Then it goes into the stand on that big thingy that takes up the most room and it'll give you something de aru.
[07:37] AC: You then need to use it somehow de aru.