Cross-canon pesterlogs

I recently started trolling the Homestuck pre-scratch kids. Here are the results.


[08:55] -- unbalancedScales [US] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG] at 20:55 --
[08:55] US: Okay, who are you and what makes you think you have the right to troll someone of my rank, stature, and awesomeness?
[08:55] TG: ok uh
[08:55] TG: you pestered me
[08:55] TG: so i have no idea what the fuck youre talking about bro
[08:56] US: What are you talking about, you obviously "pestered" me, kyu.
[08:56] US: WaWait...
[08:56] US: Okay, how did you make me "pester" you, kyu?
[08:56] US: Are you psychic?
[08:56] TG: oh my god
[08:57] TG: look are you going to get up in my grill or not?
[08:57] TG: because i really dont have time for a really shitty troll
[08:58] US: How dare you call me a troll! /|\ am the Great Dragon Oni, kyu.
[08:58] TG: right so
[08:58] TG: a troll
[08:58] US: ...
[08:58] US: Wait, are you... red blooded?
[08:59] TG: at least you didnt pull the alien shtick
[08:59] US: Huh.
[08:59] TG: that was seriously getting old
[08:59] US: Aliens?
[08:59] US: Aliens don't exist.
[08:59] TG: oh my god
[08:59] TG: make up your mind
[08:59] TG: are you trolling me or not?
[09:00] US: There's this thing where people are pretending to be aliens with red blood.
[09:00] TG: i really dont have time for this
[09:00] US: And by red /|\ mean literal red.
[09:00] US: Red-red.
[09:00] TG: blood is red dunkass
[09:01] US: ...you are one of those stupid alien trolls, aren't you, kyu?
[09:01] US: /|\ am sick of this. Leave me alone!
[09:02] TG: oh my god
[09:02] -- turntechGodhead [TG] gave up trolling unbalancedScales [US] at 21:02 --

[09:53] -- unbalancedScales [US] began trolling grimAuxiliatrix [GA] at 21:53 --
[09:54] US: Another one popping up on my list? Please don't be another "alien".
[09:54] GA: I Beg Your Pardon
[09:54] US: /|\ have people popping up on my chumproll, practically causing me to talk with them, kyu.
[09:55] US: My thing is initiating chat with a bunch of people, and a lot of them claim to be "aliens"...
[09:56] US: Like any sentient species would have just red blood, kyu. Or exist.
[09:58] US: ...
[09:59] US: That's a new tactic, GA.
[09:59] US: Nobody has ever gone silent without absconding from the chat with me before.
[09:59] US: Wait, that was worded wrong, kyu.
[09:59] GA: Sorry Im Not Quite Sure How To Respond
[10:00] US: Okay, how about this: Red or blue?
[10:00] GA: Or If I Really Want To
[10:01] GA: I Prefer Green
[10:01] US: /|\ mean, are you?
[10:02] GA: Am I What
[10:02] GA: Colors
[10:02] GA: ?
[10:03] US: Red.... or blue?
[10:04] GA: Red Or Blue What
[10:04] US: ...
[10:04] US: Skin, kyu.
[10:06] GA: Its Grey
[10:06] US: Huh, like my associate CD. /|\nteresting, kyu.
[10:06] US: /|\s your skin naturally grey?
[10:07] US: Actually, his skin is more white, kyu.
[10:07] GA: Yes
[10:07] US: Okay, that's interesting....
[10:08] US: At least it isn't a peachy/brown/dark brown color with red blood, kyu.
[10:08] US: "Aliens".
[10:08] US: Good bye, kyu.
[10:08] -- unbalancedScales [US] gave up trolling grimAuxiliatrix [GA] at 22:08 --


And another


[09:36] -- unbalancedScales [US] began trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC] at 21:36 --
[09:36] US: Are you another of those trolls claiming to be aliens, kyu?
[09:36] GC: NO
[09:36] GC: 1 4M JUST 4 TROLL, H3H3H3H3
[09:37] GC: FROM 4LT3RN14, 1 M34N
[09:37] GC: 1F TH1S 1S SOM3 W31RD, SP4C3 MUMBO JUMBO >:\
[09:38] US: ... you aren't going to claim to have red blood, are you?
[09:38] GC: NOP3
[09:38] US: Oh, good, kyu.
[09:38] GC: UNL3SS 1TS URG3NTLY C4LL3D FOR >:]
[09:38] GC: 1N OTH3R WORDS, 1 W1SH
[09:38] GC: WHY?
[09:39] US: These "aliens" keep telling me that ALL blood is red, kyu.
[09:40] GC: OH
[09:40] GC: 1 TH1NK 1 KNOW WHO YOU M34N
[09:40] US: You know them?
[09:40] GC: BUT 1 DONT F33L L1K3 T3LL1NG YOU, 1F YOU W4NT TO KNOW MOR3
[09:40] GC: Y3S >
[09:40] US: Sorry to hear that, kyu.
[09:41] US: Hope they aren't bothering you as much as they are me.
[09:41] GC: TH3YR3 NOT 4S B4D 4S TH3Y SOUND
[09:41] GC: 4ND SUCKS FOR YOU >
[09:41] GC: ST1LL, 1T DO3SNT M4TT3R
[09:41] GC: TH3Y 4R3 34SY TROLL1NG T4RG3TS
[09:41] US: ...
[09:41] GC: H3H3H3H3
[09:41] US: Really...
[09:42] US: /|\nteresting, kyu.
[09:42] US: Now, /|\ have two more questions...
[09:42] US: One, how is Alternia doing?
[09:43] US: And two, in alternia, does text color equal blood color or skin color, kyu?
[09:45] US: GC?
[09:45] GC: WHO4 TH3R3 >8\
[09:45] GC: C4LM DOWN W1TH TH3 1NT3RROG4T1NG
[09:45] GC: BUT 1LL 4NSW3R TH3M
[09:45] GC: F1N3 >:]
[09:46] GC: BLOOD COLOR H3H3
[09:46] US: Okay, /|\ was just wondering.
[09:46] GC: H3H3H3
[09:46] GC: 1TS OK4Y
[09:47] GC: FORG1V3N3SS 1S 4T H4ND
[09:47] US: That's good to know. Well, /|\ have to leave now, kyu.
[09:47] GC: OK
[09:47] GC: L4T3R >:]
[09:47] -- unbalancedScales [US] gave up trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC] at 21:47 --

[11:35] -- unbalancedScales [US] began trolling arsenicCatnip [AC] at 23:35 --
[11:35] US: Another one? What is going on, kyu?
[11:36] US: Are you an Oni or one of those guys calling themselves "aliens".
[11:36] AC: :OO < i'm a troll, silly!
[11:37] US: /|\ knew it. One of those tan-ish or brown-ish skinned, red-blooded creatures with no connection to their Zodiac sign...
[11:38] AC: :OO < but i was born under the sign i wear, silly!
[11:38] AC: :33 < also we have grey skin!
[11:39] US: Not red or blue?
[11:39] AC: :33 < nu uh
[11:39] US: You are trolling me, aren't you, kyu?
[11:40] US: Trying to make me think there are aliens out there.
[11:41] AC: :OO < i dunno about the others but i do know we trolls exsist!
[11:41] US: Wait, /|\ get it. You are from one of those roleplay groups! This is not /|\C, though. /|\ know you are another Oni, kyu.
[11:42] US: So, are you red or blue?
[11:44] AC: :?? < what is an oni?
[11:44] US: /|\t is the intelligent form of life, kyu.
[11:44] US: We have horns, we have castes based on blood colors, and we associate with a Zodiac sign
[11:44] US: You know all this!
[11:45] US: You know about Onis, Oni!
[11:45] AC: :33 < sounds a lot like us trolls!
[11:45] US: Hmm....
[11:45] US: /|\nteresting, kyu.
[11:45] US: So, are you red or blue?
[11:46] AC: :OO < neither!
[11:46] AC: :33 < i'm grey with olive blood!
[11:46] US: Are you sure?
[11:47] AC: :33 < mmhmm!
[11:47] US: Which do you identify with, then?
[11:48] AC: :OO < i identify as a troll!
[11:48] US: /|\ mean... RED or BLUE.
[11:49] AC: :OO < neither!
[11:49] US: Well, /|\'m a Red, kyu.
[11:49] US: Keep that in mind if you decide to stop pretending.
[11:49] US: Unless...
[11:49] AC: :33 < i'm not purrretending!
[11:50] US: Maybe you are an offshoot species, kyu?
[11:50] US: Maybe one of our colonies evolved in such a way we lost skin color...
[11:50] US: Which do you feel you would be if you had red or blue skin?
[11:50] AC: :OO < sounds pawssible!
[11:51] AC: :// < i'm not sure, what's the diffurrence?
[11:51] US: Hmmm.... that's... a tough one, kyu.
[11:51] US: But it has to do mostly with personality and romantic pairing.
[11:52] AC: :// < i don't understand...
[11:52] US: Reds are usually more agressive while blues are more passive.
[11:52] US: Reds are more rough while blues are more delicate.
[11:52] US: Stuff like that, kyu.
[11:53] US: Reds can only be in relationship with blues, and vica versa.
[11:53] AC: :OO < i guess maybe i'm a blue who's almost red?
[11:53] AC: :33 < beclaws i'm so STRONG!
[11:54] US: That's quite interesting, kyu.
[11:54] US: /|\ take it your Zodiac sign is the Tiger, kyu?
[11:56] AC: :OO < i guess so?
[11:56] US: You make all kinds of cute cat puns, kyu.
[11:58] AC: :33 < yush they're my fafurite!
[11:59] US: /|\ really like them too, now that /|\ heard you making them.
[11:59] US: Well, not really heard, as this chat has no sound.
[12:00] AC: :OO < but wouldn't it be cool if it did have sound?!
[12:00] AC: :33 < we could both make mighty roars!
[12:02] US: That would be awesome, kyu.
[12:02] US: However, /|\ think you are talking to the wrong Oni.
[12:02] US: Not that /|\ don't like talking to you.
[12:02] US: But /|\ know someone who is a Tiger Sign...
[12:03] US: That you could talk to, kyu.
[12:03] AC: :OO < then what sign are you?
[12:03] US: Not sure if you have a parallel, but the Dragon, kyu.
[12:04] AC: :33 < nope, but i think cg would like talking with you!
[12:04] AC: :33 < her lusus is a dragon!
[12:04] US: Really, kyu?
[12:04] US: /|\nteresting.
[12:04] US: So you guys do have lusus, then.
[12:04] US: That is confirming my theory, kyu.
[12:05] AC: :33 < mmhmm, pounce was the best!
[12:05] US: So many megagigasweeps ago, we were probably one race...
[12:05] US: Wait, Pounce?
[12:05] US: /|\s that your lusus?
[12:05] AC: :33 < mmhmm, she was.
[12:05] US: Was, kyu? What happened, Swarmbeasts?
[12:06] AC: :33 < nah, my cave collapsed.
[12:06] AC: ( < she was inside it when it happawened.
[12:06] AC: :33 < but she was the mightiest of meow-beast!
[12:07] US: /|\ probably know how you feel, kyu.
[12:07] US: /|\ had the most amazing waterproof fire dragon ever, kyu.
[12:09] US: But then a swarm of swarmbeasts....
[12:09] US: ...
[12:09] US: ...kyu
[12:10] AC: :33 < it's okay!
[12:10] AC: :33 < maybe your lusus is playing with pounce right now!
[12:10] US: Maybe, kyu.
[12:11] US: /|\ got this fire ball thing from his head in my sylladex. At first /|\ thought maybe /|\ could revive him, but...
[12:11] US: /|\'m not sure what to do with it now, kyu.
[12:11] AC: :33 < maybe it's kinda like a furget me not?
[12:12] US: Whatever it is...
[12:12] US: /|\ shall treasure it, as it holds great memories, kyu.
[12:12] US: ...that's an odd way for me to phrase that, actually, kyu.
[12:13] AC: :33 < yup!
[12:13] US: Heh.
[12:13] AC: :33 < don't worry i understand!
[12:13] US: Good.
[12:14] US: Well, /|\ probably should get going, now, kyu. /|\ may talk to you later.
[12:14] US: Goodbye, AC.
[12:15] AC: :33 < it was nice talking to you!
[12:15] -- unbalancedScales [US] gave up trolling arsenicCatnip [AC] at 00:15 --


and



[05:00] -- unbalancedScales [US] began trolling tentacleTherapist [TT] at 17:00 --
[05:01] US: A... a tentacle therepist, kyu?
[05:01] US: Uh... wow, that is quite...
[05:01] US: ...
[05:01] TT: Not in the literal sense, of course.
[05:01] US: O-oh.
[05:01] -- unbalancedScales [US] gave up trolling tentacleTherapist [TT] at 17:01 --
[05:02] -- unbalancedScales [US] began trolling tentacleTherapist [TT] at 17:02 --
[05:03] US: Why are you called tentacle therepist, then, kyyu?
[05:04] TT: I enjoy the nature of all things Squid and dabble in psychotherapy.
[05:04] US: How interesting, kyu.
[05:05] US: /|\ have an acquaintance like that.
[05:05] TT: Are you a "weeaboo", or some varient?
[05:05] US: Well, not the squid part.
[05:05] US: Weeaboo...?
[05:05] US: /|\s that an insult?
[05:06] -- unbalancedScales [US] gave up trolling tentacleTherapist [TT] at 17:06 --

[17:21:35] -- serpentineVibrations [SV] began trolling tentacleTherapist [TT] at 17:21 --
[17:21:47] SV: ~~~< SSSo I heard you chatted with USSS
[17:22:29] TT: I may of done at some stage but it is not an event I can recall.
[17:22:48] SV: ~~~< thatsss probably a good thing, he'sss a bit of pervert
[17:23:09] SV: ~~~< He probably assssssumed you were a Geisssha by your name
[17:23:40] TT: I take it that there are either two of you, or that you are deranged.
[17:24:11] SV: ~~~< two of me? no there isss not, sssadly
[17:24:35] TT: Then my second guess was a correct one?
[17:25:17] SV: ~~~< *gigglesss* ssso sssome sssay, but I like to think of myssself asss SSStable at the leassst.
[17:25:36] TT: The hissing shows this stability.
[17:25:58] SV: ~~~< oh, my apologiesss if it'sss threatening
[17:26:01] SV: ~~~< a lisssp
[17:26:40] TT: I did not say threatening, just it does not give the impression of a stable mind.
[17:27:13] SV: ~~~< I think it more givesss the impressssssion of a lisssp then inssstability
[17:27:37] SV: ~~~< but you are of courssse free to your own thoughtsss
[17:28:10] TT: How does my name imply anything of the Geisha sort?
[17:28:48] SV: ~~~< You mussst not be of the Oni SSSpeciesss, like many I've ssspoken to today
[17:29:12] SV: ~~~< yet sssurprisssingly have sssome underssstanding of a Geisssha
[17:29:39] TT: I am not saying I do not understand the implications, I am asking how my name may refer to them.
[17:29:47] SV: ~~~< Our Geisssha often act asss sssoothing individualsss, therapissstsss if you will
[17:30:16] SV: ~~~< and tentaclesss... well... it isss a bit embarassssssing... or tintillating, depending on your point of view
[17:30:31] TT: Oh my. I shant inquire further down that line of thinking.
[17:31:22] SV: ~~~< And I ssshall ressspect that choice ^_^, ssso what ssspeciesss are you of, if you don't mind me asssking
[17:31:55] TT: Homo Sapien, or Human if you prefer.
[17:32:04] SV: ~~~< Interesssting
[17:32:11] SV: ~~~< I have not heard of thessse humansss
[17:33:05] SV: ~~~< and what would you sssay are the mossst dissstinguissshing characterisssticsss of Humansss?
[17:33:31] TT: Well, you apparently spoke to me before. Or whomever this "us" is. Well, we are remarkably tenacious.
[17:33:45] SV: ~~~< oh... no again my apologiesss
[17:33:56] SV: ~~~< USSS isss unbalancedSSScalesss
[17:34:12] SV: ~~~< jussst asss your initialsss are TT, hisss are USSS
[17:34:27] TT: Oh, I see. I understand my own confusion now.
[17:37:53] SV: ~~~< Tenaciousss huh? I hope you can teach my people sssome humility when they eventually come to your planet
[17:39:07] TT: Considering the status of my planet I would wish them luck.
[17:39:56] SV: ~~~< ssstatusss of your planet?
[17:40:59] TT: Desolate and ridden with meteors, I believe is the known term.
[17:41:43] SV: ~~~< Holy feck, my deepessst condolencesss
[17:41:56] TT: I am not at all bothered by it.
[17:42:02] SV: ~~~< were you not warned?
[17:42:49] TT: Briefly.
[17:42:59] SV: ~~~< that isss ssshocking
[17:43:04] SV: ~~~< why are you not bothered?
[17:43:49] TT: I am still alive, so why should I be?
[17:44:39] SV: ~~~< have younot lossst friendsss?
[17:45:16] TT: They are all with me.
[17:45:33] SV: ~~~< well that isss lucky
[17:45:57] SV: ~~~< ssso how did you sssurvive?
[17:46:29] TT: Through the faculties of a Game.
[17:46:52] SV: ~~~< oh, amazing
[17:46:55] SV: ~~~< what game isss thisss?
[17:48:55] TT: It is known as Sburb.
[17:49:17] SV: ~~~< OH, I have that game
[17:49:24] SV: ~~~< haven't run it yet
[17:49:35] SV: ~~~< but me and my friendsss plan to sssoon
[17:50:00] TT: As are several who use this client, I gather.
[17:55:28] SV: ~~~< SSSo any tipsss then?
[17:55:57] TT: I suggest finding my FAQ.
[17:57:13] SV: ~~~< oh, you've made a faq? where isss thisss?
[17:57:35] TT: I believe it should be on the FAQ.com adress.
[17:59:36] SV: ~~~< Oh my godsss thisss isss isss brilliant.
[17:59:40] SV: ~~~< thank you
[17:59:54] SV: ~~~< wait...
[17:59:58] SV: ~~~< end of the world?
[18:00:03] SV: ~~~< the game causssesss thisss?
[18:01:24] TT: Another correct thing to state.
[18:01:45] SV: ~~~< ... do you know if thisss can be ssstopped by not playing the game?
[18:01:56] SV: ~~~< and have you determined WHY the game causssesss thisss?
[18:02:25] TT: To give you no other choice than to continue to play it, is my honest opinion.
[18:10:42] -- serpentineVibrations [SV] gave up trolling tentacleTherapist [TT] at 18:10 --

I don't think Rose likes me...


[03:47] -- intimateSpotlight [IS] began trolling tentacleTherapist [TT] at 15:47 --
[03:47] IS: why are my friends trolling you i feel as though im being left out on a sexy secret, hihiin.
[03:48] TT: I shant comment on that front.
[03:48] IS: on my friends or the sexy secret, hihiin?
[03:49] IS: ive heard youre buckets of fun, hihiin.
[03:49] IS: im sorry was that too crude, hihiin?
[03:50] TT: It was, yes. Enough with the vaugly sexual comments. There is no secret, be it sexy or otherwise.
[03:50] IS: oh that sucks, hihiin.
[03:50] IS: how about the thing with sgrub destroying the planet as sv mentioned you mentioning, hihiin?
[03:51] TT: Which would this "SV" be?
[03:52] IS: a blue friend of mine you probably dont remeber, hihiin.
[03:52] TT: Do I get his full handle or will you continue to be vauge?
[03:52] IS: who told me about your sexy backgrounds of sexines ahaha
[03:52] IS: i will continue to be vague unless you ask nicely, hihiin.
[03:53] TT: As you are currently only leading this conversation into a realm of bizzare creepdom, I will take my leave of you.
[03:53] IS: but i thought we had something special, hihiin.
[03:54] TT: Not anything that I can recall, you must have the wrong "TT".
[03:54] IS: no we have never spoken before but i have take quite the fancy to you, hihiin.
[03:54] TT: Again, you are rather creepy.
[03:54] IS: also rather offended, hihiin.
[03:55] IS: im sorry my dazzling good looks and smooth words do not alure you, hihiin.
[03:55] IS: but i assure you we are a match, hihiin.
[03:55] TT: I am going to close this chat now. Enjoy your day.
[03:55] -- tentacleTherapist [TT] gave up trolling intimateSpotlight [IS] at 15:55 --

These take place after my chat with Nepeta


[11:59] -- unbalancedScales [US] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 23:59 --
[11:59] US: Greetings, carcinoGeneticist, kyu.
[12:00] CG: HELLO, WHOEVER THE HELL YOU ARE.
[12:00] US: arsenicCatnip told me to talk to you about dragons.
[12:00] CG: DRAGONS?
[12:00] CG: I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT DRAGONS.
[12:01] US: Huh, kyu.
[12:01] US: That is strange.
[12:01] US: She said cG, and this was the only cG connected to her...
[12:01] CG: MAYBE SHE MISTYPED IT.
[12:02] CG: IT SHOULD BE GC.
[12:02] US: Oh, GC....
[12:02] US: Wait a minute, kyu!
[12:02] US: Do you mean gallowsCalibrator?
[12:02] CG: YES.
[12:02] US: /|\'ve talked to h...
[12:03] US: ...
[12:03] US: Her?
[12:03] CG: YES.
[12:03] US: The internets... can never tell, kyu.
[12:03] US: Well, thank you for the information, cG.
[12:04] US: /|\f we have nothing else to discuss, /|\ should probably end this chat.
[12:04] CG: NO PROBLEM....I GUES...?
[12:05] CG: GUESS*
[12:05] CG: OK.
[12:05] CG: BYE.
[12:05] -- carcinoGeneticist [CG] gave up trolling unbalancedScales [US] at 00:05 --



[12:05] -- unbalancedScales [US] began trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC] at 00:05 --
[12:06] US: /|\ come to you once again, this time with some questions, kyu.
[12:06] US: /|\ hope this is who arsenicCatnip meant, kyu...
[12:16] US: aC told me to talk to cG who told me aC meant gC, kyu.
[12:22] GC: HMMM W3LL TH4TS N3P3T4
[12:22] GC: BUT 1M NOT SUR3 WHY YOU N33D TO T4LK TO M3 >:1
[12:22] US: /|\ was talking to her about dragons, and she said you were more of the expert on them, kyu.
[12:23] GC: OH Y3S! >:]
[12:23] GC: 1 4M 1ND33D 4N 3XP3RT
[12:23] US: Are there any dragons where you live, kyu?
[12:24] GC: HMM W3LL NOT 4NYMOR3
[12:24] GC: BUT MY LUSUS W4S 4 DR4GON! >:]
[12:24] US: ...
[12:24] US: Mine too, kyu.
[12:24] US: Until the swarmbeasts...
[12:25] US: Anyways...
[12:25] GC: OH NO WH4T H4PP3N3D >:???
[12:25] US: They ate him.
[12:25] GC: OH NO!!
[12:26] US: /|\ destroyed as many as /|\ could, but...
[12:26] US: What happened to yours?
[12:26] US: You said your lusus WAS a dragon...
[12:26] US: Did it die as well?
[12:27] GC: Y3S
[12:27] US: /|\ am sorry to hear that, kyu.
[12:27] GC: SH3 N3V3R L3FT H3R 3GG MY WHOL3 L1F3
[12:27] GC: 4ND WH3N SH3 F1N4LLY D1D
[12:27] GC: SH3 GOT H1T BY 4 M3T3OR >:[
[12:27] US: A meteor? That's... kyu...
[12:28] US: That's just not right!
[12:29] GC: 1 KNOW!! >:[
[12:29] GC: 1 W41T3D 4LL MY L1F3 FOR H3R TO H4TCH
[12:29] US: What are the odds of that happening?
[12:29] US: Probably astronomical.
[12:30] US: Okay, that turned out to be an unintended pun.
[12:30] GC: H3H3H3
[12:30] GC: TH4TS OK
[12:30] GC: 1T W4S PR3TTY R1D1CULOUS
[12:31] US: So, did you see what your dragon looked like? Or....
[12:34] GC: NO
[12:34] GC: 1M BL1NG >:1
[12:34] GC: UHHH
[12:34] GC: 1 M34N BL1ND H3H3H3
[12:34] US: /|\'m sorry... /|\ didn't know.
[12:35] US: Do you have any enhanced senses? Like, extra-powerful hearing?
[01:05] US: /|\ am being rude, aren't /|\? /|\ apologize, GC.
[01:05] GC: OH H3H3 1M SORRY
[01:05] GC: 1M B31NG RUD3! 1 D1DNT S33 YOUR R3PLY!
[01:06] GC: 1 H4V3 4N 3XC3LL3NT S3NS3 OF T4ST3 4ND SM3LL >:]
[01:06] US: How interesting, kyu.
[01:07] US: /|\ bet it can both be good and bad...
[01:07] GC: N4H NOT R34LLY H3H3
[01:07] GC: 1TS GR34T!!
[01:07] US: What if there is a bad smell or taste, kyu?
[01:08] GC: W3LL SO F4R
[01:09] GC: ONLY 3QU1US H4S B33N GROSS
[01:09] US: What's an Equius, kyu?
[01:10] GC: H3S TH3 SM3LLY SW34TY STRONG TROLL
[01:10] US: And... you've tasted him before?
[01:10] GC: W3LL
[01:10] US: Sounds unpleasant.
[01:10] GC: 1 JUST K1SS3D H1M ON 4CC1D3NT
[01:10] GC: PL4Y1NG SP1N TH3 BOTTL3. 1 W4S SUPPOS3D TO K1SS SOM3ON3 3LS3 BUT 1 GOT LOST
[01:11] US: Oh...
[01:11] GC: NOT FUN >:[
[01:11] US: /|\ can't imagine, kyu.
[01:12] GC: BLUH
[01:12] US: Well, /|\ have to go now, kyu.
[01:12] GC: 4WW H3H3 OK
[01:13] GC: W3LL 1T W4S N1C3 T4LK1NG W1TH YOU >:]
[01:13] US: /|\t was good talking to you too.
[01:13] -- unbalancedScales [US] gave up trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC] at 01:13 --

Vriska spurns my advances...


[05:31] -- unbalancedScales [US] began trolling arachnidsGrip [AG] at 17:31 --
[05:31] US: My oni bretheren have told me about you, kyu.
[05:32] AG: Uh, wh8t?
[05:32] -- arachnidsGrip [AG] gave up trolling unbalancedScales [US] at 17:32 --
[05:38] US: What's wrong, fair maiden?
[05:38] US: Hello?
[05:38] US: ...
[05:38] -- unbalancedScales [US] gave up trolling arachnidsGrip [AG] at 17:38 --




[08:49] -- unbalancedScales [US] began trolling arachnidsGrip [AG] at 20:49 --
[08:49] US: Why do you avoid me, my beautiful blue, kyu? Do you think Onis and trolls can not be together, kyu?
[08:50] -- arachnidsGrip [AG] gave up trolling unbalancedScales [US] at 20:50 --
[08:50] US: Not again...
[08:50] -- arachnidsGrip [AG] gave up trolling unbalancedScales [US] at 20:50 --
[08:51] US: Why must you reject me? Are sea-dwellers or purple-bloodeds bad on your planet, unlike on mine?
[08:51] -- unbalancedScales [US] gave up trolling arachnidsGrip [AG] at 20:51 --