The Tome's Cover

Your name is CLARISSA. You are a SUPER HOT NINJA MACHINE, due to your devotion to FITNESS and your playful interest in ORIENTAL COMBAT.
Your OLDER BROTHER, who functions as your LEGAL GUARDIAN, taught you to be CONSCIENTIOUS ABOUT NUTRITION from a young age. He showed you how to COOK and you KIND OF FUCKING LOVED IT. You can whip up all kinds of HEALTHY MEALS (often including TOFU), which has lead your friends to unanimously label you a HIPPY. Every now and then, you like to be A LITTLE LESS HEALTH-CONSCIOUS and make some SICK-NASTY SWEETS, of which your favourite (and ultimate weakness) is your FABLED CHOCOLATE BACLAVA. Your friends also consider you a hippy because you believe in MAGIC. You believe in LIFE ENERGIES and that one can use their ENERGY to INFLUENCE the world around them.
You've always been a bit of a LONER, partially because you live in NEW NOWHERESHIRE, and partially because you are kind of an INTROVERT. However your ISOLATION and MENTAL GROWTH have caused your brain to work in REALLY CONVOLUTED WAYS that are just TOO WEIRD TO ELABORATE, though you have developed an interesting EXISTENTIAL INTELLIGENCE, and you would like to believe that you have a GOOD MIND for MAGIC.
You've often wondered about how the human mind works, and have been studying PSYCHOLOGY for a couple years. You think you’d like to make yourself a CAREER in it, but your friends insist you should stick to your HIPPY CULINARY PROWESS.
Your chumhandle is psychedelicKinesthesia and you wield the DblKukrikind and KungFukind specibi. What will you do?

Clarissa: QUICKLY RETRIEVE ARMS FROM WEAPON CABINET

[OOC: I imagine your room as decorated like a sort of HIPPIE NINJA DOJO. Basically very traditional japanese furniture and tatami mats and stuff, but with a lot of the sort of hippy accessories. stacks of books, a corner with soft natural lighting that is your bed, made mostly of just piles of blankets and pillows, all tye-dyed blues and indigos. Remember you only have DblKukriKind right now (or KungFuKind, but either way only one or the other) ]

pffffffft there are no FIREARMS on your WEAPON WALL. Guns are for sissies.

You mean...that's surely what arms that were being referred to there. Because it wouldn't have been your literal arms. You have those already. That would have been dumb as hell!

Clarissa: EXAMINE CONTENTS OF NEARBY FOOTLOCKER

Inside your FOOTLOCKER, you find a container of INCENSES, a WOODEN WAND, a game guide to ULTIMATE SPECULATION X, an old PSYCHOLOGY TEXTBOOK, and a NINJA HOOD.

You think it may have been a waste for you to have the footlocker in here. Your BOOKSHELF has a bit of room for the books and very little else fills it. Your BROTHER might have more use for it than you.

Clarissa: HISS LIKE A SNAKE AND PISS IN PLANTS

The only plant in here is your FAKE BONSAI, and it would probably not han-
You quickly discontinue this train of thought because it had just become apparent to you that this idea is stupid.

Man you are just out of it. You decide that you should get some tea and maybe fool around on the internet.