Chat Between CC and DF

[10:44] -- defiantFelidae [DF] began pestering cockyCombustible [CC] at 22:44 --
[10:44] DF: H3y CC
[10:44] CC: HELLO THERE
[10:44] DF: I'm bor3d as fuck, Lusus w3nt out 3arli3r and still aint back
[10:45] CC: YOU ARE LUCKY. YOURS WILL AT LEAST LEAVE YOU ALONE.
[10:45] CC: MINE'S ALL "NO STOP BLOWING SHIT UP" "DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE"
[10:46] DF: Min3s usually all "..."
[10:46] DF: G3t it
[10:46] DF: B3caus3 h3s not th3r3
[10:46] DF: Man im hilarious
[10:47] CC: OF COURSE YOU ARE. YOU ARE THE FUNNY ONE. SORTA.
[10:47] CC: AND BY SORTA I MEAN SHUT UP.
[10:47] DF: You 3njoy it r3ally
[10:48] CC: OK YEAH I DO.
[10:49] CC: YOU AND YOUR FANCY ROBOT SUNGLASSES
[10:49] DF: I'd happily mak3 you som3 too CC
[10:49] CC: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE APPEAL OF THAT SHOW.
[10:49] DF: Just gotta ask
[10:50] CC: I DO NOT CURRENTLY NEED SUNGLASSES, NOR DO I FORSEE NEEDING THEM.
[10:50] DF: Robots and total non-moirailship bro-ism
[10:50] DF: Which is a t3rm im totally coining right now
[10:50] CC: I AM THE METALSMITH. YOU ARE THE WORDSMITH. IT WORKS.
[10:50] DF: Sw33t stuff bro. Sp3aking of I got a r3qu3st
[10:51] DF: Say you 3v3r actually manag3 to visit my stylish for3st of b3asti3s
[10:51] DF: Think you could mak3 m3 a robot?
[10:51] CC: OK SHOOT. I AM THE BEST AT FULFILLING REQUESTS.
[10:51] CC: OK YEAH.
[10:51] DF: I n33d on3 for r3asons
[10:51] CC: OK YEAH PROBABLY. WHAT SORT OF ROBOT.
[10:51] DF: Th3 kind I can rid3 in and fight shit
[10:51] DF: Possibly imp3rial dron3s
[10:51] DF: Possibly not
[10:52] CC: LIKE A FIGHTY ONE OR A SOULBOT OR WHAT.
[10:52] CC: OH OK ONE OF YOUR DAMNED BRO ROBOTS. BROBOTS.
[10:52] CC: I COULD DO THAT.
[10:52] DF: Y3ah a brobot!
[10:52] CC: WITH HOW MUCH YOU LIKE THOSE SUNGLASSES I COULD GIVE IT THOSE TOO.
[10:52] CC: LIKE ALL HUGE AND SHIT. IT COULD BE ITS SWORD OR SOMETHING.
[10:52] DF: You would b3 my b3st bro 3v3r-naa
[10:53] CC: GREAT NOW I'VE GOTTA GET MOM TO BRING ME SOMEWHERE THAT I CAN GET HUGE SHADES. DAMNED RURAL FUCKNOWHERE.
[10:53] DF: S33 m3 and SI w3r3 thinking if I had a giant robot I could probably pr3tty much do wh@3v3r th3 fuck I want3d
[10:54] CC: ROBOTS USUALLY DO THAT. THEY DON'T REALLY GIVE A FUCK.
[10:54] CC: BECAUSE THEY ARE ROBOTS.
[10:54] DF: Which l3ts fac3 it would probably b3n3fit 3v3ryon3 giv3n th3 brillianc3 and 3man@ing broism of th3 l3ad3r of t3am for3stbro
[10:54] DF: Which I h3r3by induc3 you into
[10:54] DF: If you want
[10:54] CC: I AM OK WITH THAT.
[10:55] CC: I UNDERSTAND THAT EVERY ROBOT TEAM NEEDS A FEISTY MECHANIC.
[10:55] CC: AND I CAN BE THAT.
[10:55] DF: Sw33t th@ mak3s m3 you and SI x3
[10:55] CC: WHAT A HUGE TEAM. THAT'S ALMOST NOBODY.
[10:55] DF: Its a pr3tty simpl3 conc3pt
[10:55] CC: ALTHOUGH A GATHERING OF MOSTLY LOWBLOODS IS PRETTY CLASSY.
[10:55] DF: B3caus3 th3r3 ar3 only thr33 of us, w3 ar3 mor3 lik3ly to win @ 3v3rything
[10:56] DF: Fuck bloods, this is all broism. Br3aking th3 barri3rs of h3mocracy
[10:56] CC: SPEAKING OF SI, SHOULDN'T SHE NOT BE DRIVING A ROBOT. EVER.
[10:56] DF: Sh3 can b3 my drunk3n robot co-pilot
[10:56] CC: AND YES. FUCK THE HEMOCRACY AS LONG AS NOBODY BLUE OR HIGHER HEARS THAT.
[10:56] DF: Y3ah
[10:56] CC: SHE WILL CRASH US INTO SOMETHING HORRIBLE AND THEN WE WILL BE ON FIRE.
[10:57] CC: DO YOU WANT TO BE ON FIRE.
[10:57] CC: BECAUSE YOU SHOULD NOT.
[10:57] DF: I cant h3lp but imagin3 it'd b3 pr3tty cool though
[10:57] CC: OK THAT WOULD BE COOL. IT WOULD BE COOL UNTIL YOU WERE ON FIRE AND DEAD.
[10:57] DF: Th@ is a good point
[10:58] DF: And I acc3pt your vi3w as a valid on3
[10:58] DF: But I cant just not l3t my bro do anything
[10:58] DF: So wh@ can sh3 do in this w3akass t3am of thr33?
[10:58] DF: I'll t3ll you wh@
[10:58] DF: Mascot
[10:58] DF: Aw3som3 mascot
[10:58] CC: WHAT MASCOT.
[10:58] CC: WHERE WOULD WE EVEN GET ONE.
[10:59] CC: THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
[10:59] DF: You cl3arly misund3rstand
[10:59] DF: Sh3 will b3 th3 mascot
[10:59] DF: B3caus3 sh3 cant do anything 3ls3
[10:59] DF: B3caus3 sh3's drunk
[10:59] CC: DRUNKY WILL BE OUR MASCOT. THIS IS OK WITH ME.
[11:00] CC: JUST DONT LET HER DRIVE ANYTHING THAT I AM ALSO IN.
[11:00] CC: OR AT LEAST WARN ME.
[11:00] DF: Cant sh3 just hav3 lik3 a littl3 robot w3 can t3ach h3r to mayb3 rid3 drunk3nly?
[11:00] CC: OK MAYBE ONE TINY ONE. LIKE, THE SIZE OF THE HEAD OF YOURS. A VERY TINY HARMLESS ONE.
[11:00] DF: P3rhaps you could load som3 of your 3xplosiv3s into my on3 though
[11:00] DF: You know
[11:01] CC: THEY ARE MINE AND I AM KEEPING THEM. UNLESS IT MEANS DOING SOMETHING COOL.
[11:01] DF: In cas3 som3on3 blu3 or high3r...Or anoth3r gr33n who actually pays @t3ntion to this h3mo bullshit d3cid3s to call th3 dron3s on us
[11:01] CC: ACTUALLY YEAH I CAN SEE YOUR POINT.
[11:02] DF: Though I figur3 if US h3ard this talk h3'd probably just try fighting m3 hims3lf
[11:02] DF: Th3n i'd hav3 to kick his ass
[11:02] DF: Which would b3 kinda harsh
[11:02] DF: And aw3som3
[11:02] CC: YOU AND YOUR FIGHTING. I MUST BE THE ONLY ONE ON THIS WHOLE PLANET THAT WOULD RATHER MAKE SHIT.
[11:03] DF: Th3 fighting spirit cannot b3 qu3ll3d, robotsmith!
[11:03] CC: ACTUALLY I GUESS IF A MACHINE YOU BUILD KILLS THINGS THAT COUNTS AS FIGHTING.
[11:03] CC: SO OK MAYBE I DO SOME FIGHTING.
[11:03] CC: BUT I DO IT FROM MY HIVE. USUALLY WHILE ASLEEP. AND ITS NOT ME FIGHTING.
[11:04] DF: Okay I gotta admit th@s not r3ally th3 cool3st kind of fighting you can particip@3 in
[11:04] CC: YEAH BUT IT IS THE COOLEST KIND OF SLEEPING.
[11:05] DF: Th@s a point
[11:05] DF: I r3ally do n33d a c@ nap som3 tim3
[11:05] DF: P3rhaps in a cool way
[11:05] DF: But I figur3 my Lusus will com3 back to th3 hiv3 and kick my slumb3ring ass right as I sl33p
[11:06] CC: I AM GLAD NOT TO GET RANDOMLY ATTACKED BY MINE.
[11:06] CC: SHE CONFINES HERSELF TO PUNISHING ME HARSHLY FOR THINGS.
[11:06] DF: W3'r3 bros r3ally
[11:07] DF: H3 just you know
[11:07] DF: H@3s my anim3s and sl33ping p@t3rns
[11:07] CC: YOU HAVE A VERY LOOSE DEFINITION OF BROS.
[11:07] DF: H3y now, I hav3 only a f3w bros
[11:08] DF: You gotta b3 a c3rtain 3lit3 to call m3 bro
[11:08] CC: ONE OF THEM ATTEMPTS TO KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.
[11:08] DF: Nah, n3v3r kill
[11:08] DF: Just
[11:08] DF: B3@ unm3rcifully
[11:08] DF: H3y last tim3 I n3arly b3@ him
[11:08] CC: OK THAT IS RESPECTABLE. SPARRING IS AT LEAST SIMILAR TO TRAINING.
[11:10] DF: Any cas3, mad3 anything aw3som3 r3c3ntly?
[11:12] CC: IVE BEEN WORKING ON MY ROBOT ARMOR THING AGAIN.
[11:12] CC: IT IS ALMOST DONE.
[11:13] CC: AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T TRY TO KILL ME AGAIN IT WILL BE THE NEW PARADIGM IN ROBOT ENHANCEMENTS.
[11:13] DF: I'm sur3 you can do it-naa x3
[11:14] CC: SPEAKING OF WHICH, I REALLY SHOULD GO WORK ON THAT THING. THE METAL SHOULD HAVE FULLY COOLED BY NOW.
[11:14] DF: Go ah3ad, dont l3t m3 stand in th3 way of progr3ss bro x3
[11:14] CC: ONCE IT COOLS IT CAN START TRYING TO BREAK ITS RESTRAINTS AGAIN.
[11:14] CC: AND THAT IS NOT A GOOD THING.
[11:15] DF: At th3 worst just b3@ it up and start again
[11:15] CC: THAT IMPEDES PROGRESS TO A TIRING PACE THOUGH.
[11:15] CC: EITHER WAY, I WILL TALK TO YOU LATER.
[11:15] CC: AND WE WILL WORK OUT THE DETAILS OF YOUR BROBOT.
[11:15] DF: Good luck CC
[11:15] DF: Totally x3
[11:16] CC: AIGHT BRO.
[11:16] -- cockyCombustible [CC] ceased pestering defiantFelidae [DF] at 23:16 --