Chat Between US and DF

-- defiantFelidae [DF] began pestering unbalancedScales [US] --
DF: H3y
DF: H3y US
DF: H3yy
US: Hey.
DF: Dooooood? -naa
US: What?
DF: Hows it going?
US: Not much, kyu.
US: You?
DF: W3ll
DF: I got bor3d
DF: And my Lusus w3nt off to do uh
DF: Som3thing
DF: I think
DF: I dont know
US: Keep track of your Lusus1
US: /|\t is bad to lose one.
DF: So I w3nt on th3 comput3r
DF: Nah h3 go3s away all th3 tim3
DF: Just com3s back to th3 hiv3
DF: Last tim3 it was a coupl3 days though
DF: Had to do th3 hunt on my own
DF: Which suuuuck3d
US: You aren't very good at keeping track, are you?
US: Wait, that was rude, kyu.
DF: W3ll
DF: I sit down for lik3 t3n minut3s to w@ch a toon or som3thing
DF: And bamf, h3's gon3
US: One of those, eh?
DF: Y3ah
DF: So im just gonna wast3 som3 tim3 or som3thing
DF: Hows all th@ stuff you do-naa?
US: Pretty good, kyu.
US: /|\'ve been kicking butt all day.
US: Just practice fighting, though.
US: Didn't get to slay anyone. kyu
US: Some rumors of an upcoming battle...
DF: Lik3 wh@?
US: Though it was from some of the lowwies.
US: Can't trust them.
DF: Harsh man
US: What, kyu?
DF: W3ll
DF: Im lik3
DF: T3chnically middl3?
DF: I dont know
US: They leak rust on good weapons when you cut them.
DF: I dont k33p up anymor3
US: ...kyu...
US: Don't keep up? Yeah, you are middle, if your text is accurate.
DF: I liv3 in a for3st man
DF: You know how many Oni i'v3 actually m3t?
US: Ah, an inner outsider.
DF: Non3.
US: That's cool. And by cool /|\ don't mean colder than lukewarm.
US: /|\ mean it is less than awesome but more than meh.
US: Wait.... kyu...
US: Are you planning on invading?
DF: Invading?
US: /|\ will not stand for that in my hive!
DF: Dud3 th3r3s lik3 on3 of m3
DF: I m3an
DF: I totally could
DF: If I want3d to
DF: I got th3 fighting spirit to
US: ...
DF: But
DF: I lik3 my for3st
DF: I dont wanna l3av3 it
US: Okay, sure, /|\ understand.
US: sgasfgafsgadsgadsg
-- unbalancedScales [US] ceased pestering defiantFelidae [DF] at 23:23 --