Pre-game tentative kid chat

FUTURE coronersApprentice [FCA] 62:12 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FCA: guys
FCA: we cant play the game
FCA: things go horribly wrong
CURRENT coastalCoder [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCC: what da fuck you talkin bout dude?
FCA: it becomes reality and EVERYONE DIES
CMP: please tell me i burn shit
CMP: if i get to burn shit its fine
CMP: ill die happy
FCA: you burn down the black queen
CCC: dude im seriously gonna fuck your shit up with this board if you dont stop talking about fire
CMP: whats a black queen
FCA: shit spoilers
CMP: firefirefire
FCA: cc you go grimdark jesus
FCA: also dont prototype that shark
CCC: thats it i used my hacking skills and i know where you live now
FCA: shit goes awfully wrong
CMP: bring it on surfy
CCC: im bringing the pain you doucher
FCA: im in such a rush it nw i cant even use smilies
CMP: look whos talking
FCA: the trolls, or whats left again, have gone mad
FCA: omg
FCA: theyre comming4thurejtkr
CCC: fuck why am i even friends with you?
CMP: what?
CCA: =o What's going on in HERE?!
CCC: i got my hands on this sweet game from my friend in japan
CMP: Youre going on
CCC: we're so totally playing it dudes
CMP: you told me i was gonna burn shit
CCA: =D Cool!! I played a japanese game ON~CE!!
CMP: im gonna burn so much shit in this game
CMP: not actual shit mind you
CCA: =C Aron stop that....
CMP: that stinks
CCA: >=O You can burn stuff ALL THE TIME!!!
CCA: *can;t
CCA: *can't
CCA: >.>
CMP: yes that is exactly the reason
CCH ceased responding to memo.
CMP: that i cant do so is a thing that exists
CMP: a thing that i dont like
CCA: =T Aron!!!!
CCC: speaking of my cousin shit where is she?
CCA: =? I think she was online earlier today.
CCA: Not sure any~more!!! ^^
CMP: so when do we play this thing
CCC: btw you're all my friends so im sharing this glorious game with you
CCC: fuck yeah
CMP: i want to start burning stuff as fast as humanly possible
CCA: =O Oh yeah! What kinda game is it!!! Do we get to have PETS?!
CCA: ^^ I want a piglet~!
CCC: i dont even know. shit is under wraps. i cant even get any info with my sweet skillz.
PAST silentConductor [PSC] 1 MINUTE AGO responded to memo.
PSC: The official information has been scarce, as well. Apparently it involves 'immersive world-building', but that is just meaningless buzzwords.
CCA: o3o Wow, really??? That's really weird, you can doing anything with your SKILLZ!!!! XD
CCA: =D Oh hey SC.
CMP: is this game even legal?
CCC: probably not
CCA: D= What??
CMP: cause i like ilegal shit
PSC: Morrie. Good to see you.
CCA: We can't play it then, that's not right, guys!!!!! DDD=
CCC: it's legal to play in Japan. just not here.
PSC: In other words, the plan is to exploit a loophole? Clever.
CCA: =/ Are you su~uure??
PSC: As long as we keep this under wraps, I don't believe there will be any trouble.
CCC: it's probably just going to be another shitty sim
CCA: >=O But if it's really illegal, it must be bad!! =/ But I guess if you think it's ok...
PSC: And if we find the game to be interesting enough, we can always buy it once it is released worldwide, to show our support for its developers.
CMP: as long as it lets me simulate burning shit ill play it
CCC: om fucking g shut up
CCA: >=o Definitely!! >.> Geez, Aron!!!
CMP: you are the one that said i was going to burn shit
CCA: =/ Huuhhh??
CMP: black qins and wathever
PSC: Perhaps there will be more interesting things to do than torching everything to cinders.
CCA: =o That's weird.
PSC: Perhaps.
CMP: nothing is more interesting than making ash into a thing that replaces other things
CMP: nothing is
CCA: Oh, way to remind me!! =/ I saw A LOT smoke over by your house this morning, what's UP with tha!!??
CCA: *that
CCA: >.>
CURRENT silentConductor [CSC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CSC: Experimentation, perhaps?
CCC: fuck you guys live near each other?
CMP: i live with my uncle for the summer because my asshole parents dont like me burning their expensive shit
CPS ceased responding to memo.
CCA: ^^ Yeah, and we're the GRE~ATEST friends already!!
CCA: =O You know he set a bunch of hay on fire!!!!!
CSC: Is that sarcasm, or...never mind. You are too much of an optimist for that.
CCC: whatever. dude...i can see the sickest waves right now.
CCA: XD Ahahaaha!!!
CCA: ^^ Gonna go surf?
CCC: must resist this fucking urge though.
CCC: because we're gonna play that game today.
CMP: water is evil
CCC: your face is evil
CMP: thats very lame
CCA: XD GUU~UUYYYSSS!!! Don't fight!!!!
CMP: god went into the deadzone of his moral threshold went he made such large fucking quantities of that thing
CCA: If I didn't know eachother, I'd say you BOTH had crushes !!
CSC: Carpe Diem, Kimi. Maki appears to be away at the moment.
CSC: If there is a time to enjoy your pastime, this would be it.
CCA: o.o *we
CCC: yeah i have a crush. as in im going to crush his face.
CSC: A hateful crush? That is a strange concept. Love cannot blossom from hatred.
CCA: Yeah ^^ then you wouldn't fight...
CCA: OH GEEZZ!!!
CMP: I already said it: bring it on surfy
CCA: Love can blossom from everything! =)
CCC: you know what? im above this douchebag. i refuse to fight about this shit anymore.
CSC: I beg to differ. In the interest of civility however, I will not contest that viewpoint.
CSC: Bravo. That is quite mature of you.
CCA: =/ Well I'm against the name calling...
CCA: ;^^ But sure!
CMP: agh you guys ruining my fun
CCA: It's ok, we can play later, and we'll have LOTS of fun!!! =D
CMP: im not gonna comment on the irony of that thing you used to refer to me cause its not funny anymore
CCA: We can start a camp fire if you want!! =)
CMP: fire1
CCA: ^^ Even roast MA~RSH MELLOWS!!!
CMP: i have some shitty fireworks i managed to hide from my uncle
CSC: That would be a very lonely fire, seeing how three out of the five of us would be unable to attend.
CCC: dude i'll just surf later. the waves are always rad around here.
CCA: D= Sorry!
CMP: whats your cousin like anyways
CCA: Maybe we can all be together one day ^^! At least we can play this game!!
CCA: It is multiplayer, right? =?
CMP: well duh
CCA: =/ She didn't say!!
CMP: you said
CCA: Huuuhhh??? I don't know what you're TA~LKING about. =o
CMP: you said it becomes reality and some more weird shit
CMP: i dont even remember
CCA: ^^ You're weird!! Have you been roleplaying online or something???
CSC: Excuse me, did you say that the game would become reality?
CMP: I didnt say that she did
CSC: Even being extraordinarily kind to it, that is quite a bit of overhype.
CCA: ;o.o Yeah, sounds weird. It would be SOO~OOO cool though!
CMP: if i dont get to burn stuff in this thing im calling you a liar CA
CCC: she probably got hacked or something
CCC: that would be fucking sweet though
CMP: some weird hacker that was then
CSC: A game that becomes reality...escapism at its finest.
CCA: =[ Oh noo!!!! Hacked??
CCA: Adel, don't get obsessed!! XD
CCC: i decided fuck it im gonna hit the beach for a few
CSC: Please. I am just pondering the implications of it.
CCA: ^^ Ok, talk to you later!!! o.o Grab some sea shells!!!
CSC: It's a curious idea, but no more than that.
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CCA: =o It would be cool!! I would find a PEGASUAS, and fly around!!! XDXD
CCA: *pegasus >.>
CCC: later dudes!
CCC ceased responding to memo.
CMP: fuck my uncles chicken pecking at my legs
CMP: i cant even touch this thing
CSC: A pegasus? I would rather find a dragon. I'm sure our pyromaniac friend would agree.
CCA: Maybe it's hungry =?
CCA: A dragon???? =D
CMP: if i kick it my unclell kill me
CCA: >=C DOn't kick it!!!
CMP: this thing's won like twenty competitions or something
CMP: but its so annoying!
CSC: Perhaps you could distract it with something? Like some chicken food?
CMP: does it seem like i have some corn handy?
CCA: =) Big Red? He's such a nice rooster!! XD You can't even tell roosters from chickens?!?!?!?
CMP: its a fucking chicken in my book
CCA: o.o Where are you even? How did you get your computer outside????
CMP: im not outside this fucking chicken has free reign in the house
CSC: I take it you have no popcorn either? It might be fooled by it.
CCA: XDXD Really?! So cool~~~! I wish my dad would let me bring Giddytrot in the house!!! =)
CMP: if this feathery asshole doesnt stop pecking me ill feed it some of my shitty fireworks
CSC: Or you could look for higher ground. Unless you're using a desktop computer?
CMP: okay fuck it im sitting on the desk now
CCA: ^^ Just scratch under his wing, he LOVES that!
CMP: ha you cant reach me here you big fat chicken
CCA: XD Ha, where did you go??
CMP: it went away
CMP: i sat on thhe computer desk and kicked the chair to the floor
CMP: so i guess we gotta wait to play this game
CCA: Ooof!! D= Did you scare him??! I hope not >.>!
CCA: ^^ I guess!!
CSC: Indeed. Unless you can produce a set of copies yourself, that is.
CCA: =o I'm going to make the prettiest character!!
CMP: no way i barely have internet connection in this dump
CMP: i dont know the first thing about hacking either
CCA: =/ Our only hope is Kimi's cousin!!
CMP: and i dont ave a japanese cousin
CCA: What do you think it could be, Adel?? ^^
CMP: your character or what?
CCA: The game, as a whole!!
CMP: i thinks its gonna be awesome
CSC: Hm. Good question.
CCA: =) I hope it's a tycoon or similation game, THOSE should be multiplayer more often!!
CMP: and its japanese so its probably some kind of simulator
CCA: ^^ AWESOME!
CSC: From what I have heard, it is a sort of role playing game, mixed with a simulation game.
CSC: Given how poorly those two games go with each other, I expect most of our amusement will be derived from our party, and not from it.
CMP: its also a prerelease
CMP: so its going to be glitchy as hell
CSC: But then again, I prefer to be a pessimist. It means I can be pleasantly surprised when I'm proven wrong, instead of disappointed.
CCA: .3. You guys know so much more about this then I do..
CMP: i hope its not in japanese thoguh
CSC: It is all a matter of dedicating some time to looking for information. I am sure you could learn more than the two of us if you put your mind to it.
CCA: D= Oh, SNAP! I didn't even think of that!!!
CSC: Yes, that would be quite problematic. I am not particularly fluent in japanese.
CCA: =/ But I don't even like video games that much!! I'll just listen to what you guys have ^^.
CCA: I only know what kawaii means!!!
CCA: >.> I would be lost if it was in japanese...
CMP: im hoping its full of gratuitous english
CMP: japanese people think writing half their stuff in english is cool
CSC: That is, in fact, the reasoning behind it, if I am not mistaken.
CSC: To the japanese ear, english sounds very exotic. So that was a very insightful remark on your part. I am impressed.
CCA: =?
CCA: [[Guys im gonna go sleep its like 2am here]]
CMP: that sounds so much like an insult im just going to ignore it
CMP: (3:50 am here fuck im tired)
CCA: [[fuuuucckkkk just sleep]]]
CMP: with no chickens in sight our beloved hero departs to get his shitty fireworks, his uncle wont even know what hit him or his barn
CMP: see ya guys duty calls
FUTURE coronersApprentice [FCA2] 8:44 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FCA2: ehahahah
FCA2: duty
FCA2: night